[18:02] *** Redbeard (someone@ip-64-38-156-183.dialup.seanet.com) has joined #VGStaff
[18:03] <Redbeard> Hmmm...  Can I say that I don't like IRC now that I'm here?
[18:06] *** Kalrac (someone@ip-64-38-156-183.dialup.seanet.com) has joined #VGStaff
[18:06] <Kalrac> Right.  We're supposed to get to know each other a little better in here, so, here goes.
[18:06] <Kalrac> RB, do you like panda bears?
[18:07] <Redbeard> I sure do.  I like eating bamboo, too.
[18:07] <Kalrac> How amazing the things we have in common.
[18:08] <Redbeard> What about music?  Do you like listening to Bedouin wails, too?
[18:08] <Kalrac> Don't you believe it!  In fact, I feel like calling in the camels right now!
[18:08] <Redbeard> They're not for calling in camels, you know.
[18:09] <Kalrac> Of course, I didn't say that they were.  It's just that my camels are getting dangerously close to the electric fence.  It was a side comment.  I really oughta call in my camels.
[18:09] <Redbeard> Oh, you should do that then.
[18:10] <Redbeard> Nothing smells worse than electrocuted camel.
[18:10] <Kalrac> You know that from experience?
[18:10] <Redbeard> Sure do.
[18:10] <Kalrac> I don't think I want to know....
[18:10] <Redbeard> I wouldn't want to tell you.
[18:10] <Kalrac> I think I'm better off for it.  There are some things that just shouldn't be told.
[18:11] <Redbeard> Right, like the story about the time I got caught in the subway doors?
[18:11] <Kalrac> Exactly.
[18:11] <Redbeard> Dragged me thirty feet.  I still can't-
[18:11] <Kalrac> I said "Exactly", as in, don't tell that story.
[18:11] <Redbeard> Oh, right.  Sorry.
[18:12] <Kalrac> You should be.
[18:12] <Redbeard> I am.
[18:12] <Kalrac> For someone who's only one-sixteenth   Canadian, you sure apologize like you're two-sixteenths.
[18:13] <Redbeard> You mean one-eighth?
[18:13] <Kalrac> Bastard.
[18:13] <Redbeard> Sorry.
[18:13] <Kalrac> There you go again!
[18:13] <Redbeard> I can't help it.  It just comes out.
[18:14] <Kalrac> Make it not come out.  Ever thought about using some plumber's putty to close your mouth?  Things like that can't get out then.
[18:14] <Redbeard> That's right, but we're typing.  It wouldn't make any difference.
[18:14] <Kalrac> I guess that's true.
[18:14] <Kalrac> Tie your hands behind your back, then?
[18:15] <Redbeard> That would be rather difficult to do.  I'm not that flexible, you know.
[18:15] <Kalrac> No, I meant get someone else to do it.
[18:15] <Redbeard> If I had someone that would be willing to tie my hands behind my back...  I wouldn't be sitting in a chat room right now.
[18:15] <Kalrac> I guess that is true.
[18:15] <Redbeard> Ain't it, though?
[18:15] <Kalrac> Sure is.
[18:16] <Redbeard> You don't need to agree with yourself like that.  I know that you think it is.
[18:16] <Kalrac> Sorry.
[18:16] <Redbeard> See, it's contagious!
[18:16] <Kalrac> Yack, it sure it.
[18:16] <Redbeard> Ain't it, though?
[18:17] <Kalrac> I'm not going to fall into that trap.
[18:17] <Redbeard> That won't be the only thing you shouldn't fall in to.
[18:17] <Kalrac> Oh, here you go, bringing up THAT again.
[18:17] <Redbeard> You brought it up, I'm just exploiting your pain.
[18:18] <Kalrac> Bastard.
[18:18] <Redbeard> Ain't I, though?
[18:18] <Kalrac> Look, just because I had a moment of weakness and let myself have some emotion once in a while, that's no reason for ridicule.
[18:19] <Redbeard> Yes it is.  Especially in that case.
[18:19] <Kalrac> You've never-
[18:19] <Redbeard> -been so stupid as to do that?  No, I haven't.  Calculus and whipped cream are not a good idea.  I could have told you that.
[18:19] <Kalrac> But I thought-
[18:20] <Redbeard> That's the problem.  You didn't think.  You did.  Think before you do.
[18:20] <Kalrac> Think before I do?  Do what?
[18:20] <Redbeard> Anything.
[18:20] <Kalrac> I see.  I suppose that's what you do?
[18:20] <Redbeard> You got that right.
[18:21] <Kalrac> Then explain that one time-
[18:21] <Redbeard> I have no need to explain anything to you.
[18:21] <Kalrac> Oh, now you're playing defence.  Don't like it, eh?
[18:21] <Redbeard> I'm just saying I have no need to explain anything to you, that's all.
[18:22] <Kalrac> I see.
[18:22] <Redbeard> Good.  Now, can we get back to talking about panda bears?
[18:22] <Kalrac> Who was talking about panda bears?
[18:22] <Redbeard> We were.
[18:22] <Kalrac> When?
[18:22] <Redbeard> Back at the start.
[18:22] <Kalrac> We were not.
[18:23] <Redbeard> We very much were!  Scroll up!
[18:23] <Kalrac> "We very much were!"?  Where did you learn to talk?
[18:23] <Redbeard> Hey, that's legal.  I don't complain about the way you talk.
[18:23] <Kalrac> Well, maybe you should.
[18:24] <Redbeard> Why would I want to do that?
[18:24] <Kalrac> Because you can.
[18:24] <Redbeard> I can also jump off the fourth floor atrium balcony in the ES building.  I haven't done that.
[18:25] <Kalrac> Not yet.  Give it another few days...
[18:25] <Redbeard> Why would I want to do that?
[18:25] <Kalrac> Because you can.
[18:25] <Redbeard> What in the hell are you talking about?
[18:25] <Kalrac> You know, I get that question a lot.
[18:26] <Redbeard> Then how come you don't have an answer?
[18:26] <Kalrac> Three.
[18:26] <Redbeard> Three?
[18:26] <Kalrac> Three.
[18:26] <Redbeard> What is "Three"?
[18:26] <Kalrac> The answer.
[18:26] <Redbeard> The answer?
[18:26] <Kalrac> To what the hell I'm talking about.
[18:26] <Redbeard> "What the hell are you talking about?"  "Three."
[18:27] <Redbeard> But that doesn't make any sense.
[18:27] <Kalrac> Ah, you never said it did.  You just wanted an answer.  "Three" is an answer.
[18:27] <Redbeard> Not a good one.
[18:27] <Kalrac> You wanted an answer.  You didn't say you wanted a good answer.
[18:28] <Redbeard> You should know the value of giving a good answer.
[18:28] <Kalrac> As should you.
[18:28] <Redbeard> I get paid for my answers.
[18:29] <Kalrac> No, you get paid to sit around wearing a nametag and pretending that you know something about trigonometry.  Nothing in your paycheck or job description says you have to give good answers.
[18:29] <Redbeard> But my nametag does.  At least, one of them did.
[18:29] <Kalrac> Yes, and weren't good answers something like $20 a piece?
[18:30] <Redbeard> Well...  Yes, but if somebody gave me $20, I'd give them a good answer.
[18:30] <Redbeard> If somebody gave you $20, you'd take the money, then respons with some double talking nonsense.
[18:31] <Kalrac> Which would make them ask another question, and pay another twenty bucks.
[18:31] <Redbeard> That's deceptive.
[18:32] <Kalrac> Oh, like pretending that you actually know what you're talking about, pretending that you're a math whiz and all that, that isn't?
[18:32] <Kalrac> I've seen some of your math test scores...
[18:33] <Redbeard> I don't tutor Limits and Infinite Series, do I?
[18:33] <Kalrac> Damn good thing, too.
[18:34] <Redbeard> Can we get back to the panda bears, now?
[18:34] <Kalrac> No.
[18:34] <Redbeard> Or at least talk about something different for a while?
[18:34] <Kalrac> Like what?
[18:35] <Redbeard> Like the fact that we're sitting in an empty chatroom, talking to ourselves?
[18:35] <Kalrac> It's not empty.  39ster's here.  He's bound to get a kick out of this when he reads the transcript.
[18:35] <Redbeard> Very true.
[18:36] <Kalrac> Besides, it's not like I wanted to be here.
[18:36] <Redbeard> Not like you...  You dragged me in here!
[18:36] <Kalrac> Sucker.
[18:37] <Redbeard> Alright, that's it.  Do you want me to tell everyone about your thing with the colour Red?
[18:37] <Kalrac> No, no, that's quite all right.
[18:37] <Redbeard> You see, everybody, about six years ago, there was this redhead-
[18:37] <Kalrac> I said enough!
[18:38] <Redbeard> Ooh, testy there, aren't we?
[18:38] <Kalrac> If you bring that up again, I swear, I'll peel your toenails off.
[18:39] <Redbeard> I thought you weren't supposed to have an angry personality...  At least, that's what you just said.
[18:39] <Kalrac> You're right.  I just got carried away...  I'm sorry.
[18:39] <Redbeard> Three sixteenths.
[18:39] <Kalrac> What?
[18:39] <Redbeard> You apologize more than I do.
[18:44] <Kalrac> So, panda bears, you say?
[18:44] <Redbeard> That's right.  Panda bears.
[18:45] <Kalrac> Those black and white bears.
[18:45] <Redbeard> Wonderful creatures, don't you agree?
[18:46] <Kalrac> They got nothing on lemurs.
[18:46] <Redbeard> Lemurs?  They got everything on lemurs.
[18:47] <Kalrac> They do not.
[18:48] <Redbeard> A lemur would get a straight up case of beatdown if it tried to fight a panda bear.
[18:48] <Kalrac> That's where you're wrong.  The lemur would be able to jump on the Panda's head.  And we all know that jumping on something's head is instantly fatal.
[18:49] <Redbeard> Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.  Especially if it did a spin jump.
[18:49] <Kalrac> Or a tail whack.
[18:49] <Redbeard> So pandas don't got nothing on lemurs.
[18:51] <Redbeard> But what if the panda had a mohawk-er, sorry- "Mohican style" hairdo.  You know, all spiky.
[18:51] <Kalrac> Well, that's where the tail whack comes in.
[18:51] <Redbeard> No, I meant all over.
[18:51] <Kalrac> Spiky hair all over?
[18:51] <Redbeard> Yeah.
[18:52] <Kalrac> Oh, in that case...  That wouldn't be a panda bear anymore.  It'd be sort sort of strange panda-porcupine chimera.
[18:52] <Kalrac> Then none of the rules apply.
[18:52] <Redbeard> So, you admit a panda-porcupine chimera would be able to defeat a lemur?
[18:53] <Kalrac> No, I just said a lemur would not be able to defeat a PPC.
[18:53] <Kalrac> Not in any ordinary way, at least.
[18:53] <Redbeard> Oh, I understand now.
[18:54] <Kalrac> You should.  I think it's quite clear.
[18:54] <Redbeard> Yeah, but my vision is bad. Things that should be clear rarely are.
[18:55] <Kalrac> So that explains it.
[18:55] <Redbeard> Explains what?
[18:55] <Kalrac> Oh, I think you know.
[18:55] <Redbeard> And I think I don't.
[18:56] <Kalrac> You do if you'd think about the same thing I'm thinking about.
[18:56] <Redbeard> Let me guess...  Three?
[18:56] <Kalrac> No, no, not quite.
[18:57] <Redbeard> Four, then?
[18:57] <Kalrac> No, this time I'm talking about something else.  SomeONE else.
[18:57] <Redbeard> I don't know anyone named Three.
[18:58] <Kalrac> What in the hell are YOU talking about?  I'm talking about the one.  You know, the one you're always looking at?
[18:58] <Redbeard> One?  Where does One come into it?
[18:58] <Kalrac> Okay, I sense that you've lost me here.  Let's try this again.
[18:59] <Kalrac> So that explains it.
[18:59] <Redbeard> That explains what?
[18:59] <Kalrac> Oh, I think you know.
[18:59] <Redbeard> If I did, I wouldn't have to ask what it explains.
[19:00] <Kalrac> That's not what you're supposed to say here.
[19:00] <Redbeard> Say where?
[19:00] <Kalrac> Here.  Your line was supposed to be "I think I don't."  Then I'd go and lead you off, and get you to admit-
[19:01] <Redbeard> I have lines now?
[19:01] <Kalrac> Well, yes.  I said we were starting over.
[19:01] <Redbeard> Starting over?  I see now.
[19:01] <Kalrac> So that explains it.
[19:02] <Redbeard> I sure do.  I like eating bamboo, too.
[19:02] <Kalrac> ...
[19:02] <Kalrac> What?
[19:02] <Redbeard> You said we were staring over.
[19:02] <Kalrac> Not that far over.
[19:03] <Redbeard> Oh.  I do wish you'd be more specific about these sorts of things.
[19:03] <Kalrac> I do wish you'd try to follow along more.
[19:03] <Redbeard> Sorry.
[19:03] <Kalrac> Four-sixteenths.
[19:03] <Redbeard> One quarter, you mean?
[19:03] <Kalrac> Anyway.  Here we go again.
[19:04] <Kalrac> So that expla-
[19:05] <Redbeard> I was not!  She has a lot of questions.  I look at her often because she might have a question to ask.  Believe me, if I were going to be leering at the students, there are many others worth leering at.
[19:05] <Kalrac> Um...  Okay...  You got a little ahead of things, there...
[19:06] <Redbeard> I thought that's what you wanted to get me to say, though.
[19:06] <Kalrac> Yes, but there was supposed to be a lead up, and...  Never mind.
[19:06] <Redbeard> Oh well, whatever.
[19:07] <Kalrac> Has it struck you that we're just about one dead tree short of a play here?
[19:08] <Redbeard> Hey, I resent that accusation!  I may not be the epitome of intellectual conversation, but that's no reason for you to say that.
[19:10] <Kalrac> No, I meant that we're one dead tree away from having ourselves a play.  You know, Samuel Beckett.
[19:10] <Redbeard> Man, I haven't seen Quantum Leap in years!
[19:11] <Redbeard> "Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett step into the Quantum Leap accellerator and vanished.  He awoke to find-"
[19:11] <Kalrac> No, not Quantum Leap.  The other one.
[19:11] <Redbeard> Damn, just when things started getting interesting.
[19:12] <Kalrac> The playwright.  
[19:12] <Redbeard> I thought you hated all that literature nonsence.
[19:12] <Redbeard> Sense.  Whatever.
[19:13] <Kalrac> Getting your Cs mixed up, eh?  Told you you shouldn't try to fake spelling like that.
[19:13] <Kalrac> But you're right.  I do hate it.  I don't know why I brought it up.
[19:14] <Redbeard> Yeah, I went through a whole week where I was spelling word like "Our" and "hour" as just "Or" and "Hor".  That was bad.
[19:16] <Kalrac> And you've been known to switch the RE and ERs around.  Not to mention the times.  Remember that one time where you went with little endian time on your clock.
[19:18] <Redbeard> Isn't it already little endian?
[19:18] <Kalrac> Big endian.  Whatever.  I can never tell them apart.
[19:18] <Redbeard> Neither can I.
[19:19] <Kalrac> That's your problem.
[19:19] <Redbeard> That's not the only one.
[19:19] <Kalrac> Tell me about it.
[19:19] <Redbeard> I'd really rather not.
[19:19] <Kalrac> Come to think of it, neither would I.
[19:21] <Redbeard> Good for you.
[19:21] <Kalrac> Better for you.
[19:21] <Redbeard> That's for sure.
[19:22] <Kalrac> YOu know what?  I think we've more than fulfilled our visiting quota for this channel.  They wanted us to come, so here we are.
[19:23] <Redbeard> Yep.  Now you can go back and tell them all that you hate IRC again.
[19:23] <Kalrac> Sure thing.
[19:23] <Thirty-ninester> hey dualpersonality
[19:23] <Kalrac> Another visitor.
[19:23] <Redbeard> Oh, sure, no someone else comes.
[19:24] <Kalrac> Just like them, isn't it?
[19:25] <Thirty-ninester> so, you enjoy talking to youself?
[19:25] <Redbeard> It's only talking to yourself if you're the only one listening.
[19:25] <Kalrac> And I was here the whole time, so...
[19:25] <Redbeard> You see, so it wasn't talking to ourselves.
[19:25] <Kalrac> Right.
[19:25] <Thirty-ninester> lol, you make me Laugh
[19:26] <Redbeard> Which one?
[19:26] <Kalrac> Yeah, it certainly can't be him.  He's not funny.
[19:26] <Redbeard> Like you are?
[19:26] <Kalrac> You think "I eat bamboo too" is funny?
[19:26] <Redbeard> Don't you?
[19:27] <Kalrac> Well...  Okay.
[19:27] <Kalrac> In certain contexts, anyway.
[19:29] <Redbeard> Why do I get the feeling this transcript will surface again some day, like at a competency hearing?
[19:29] <Kalrac> What better place for it?
[19:29] <Redbeard> That's true, I guess.
[19:29] <Thirty-ninester> I think both of you
[19:30] <Thirty-ninester> both of you, who are one
[19:31] <Redbeard> See that?  He refuses to take sides.
[19:31] <Kalrac> Which must mean he likes me better.
[19:31] <Redbeard> You can have him.
[19:31] <Kalrac> If you put it that way...  No, he likes you better.
[19:31] <Thirty-ninester> I like you both equally because you are one and the same ;P
[19:32] <Redbeard> That ain't the way it works with me.
[19:32] <Kalrac> I didn't say it was.
[19:32] <Redbeard> That's what you implied.
[19:32] <Thirty-ninester> okay, argue over this
[19:32] <Thirty-ninester> the true answer for the sqrt of -1
[19:33] <Kalrac> No, no, we're fine now.  He just gets that way sometimes.
[19:33] <Kalrac> Three.
[19:33] <Redbeard> i
[19:33] <Thirty-ninester> yeah tebs I agree
[19:33] <Kalrac> You...  That?
[19:33] <Kalrac> I mean, "You...  What?"
[19:33] <Redbeard> No.  "i".  You know, "i".
[19:33] <Thirty-ninester> er, that was wrong window
[19:33] <Kalrac> You what?
[19:33] <Redbeard> I nothing.  "i".
[19:34] <Kalrac> What in the hell are you talking about now?
[19:34] <Redbeard> "i".
[19:34] <Kalrac> I'd demand that you makes sense, but I'm afraid it wouldn't help.
[19:34] <Thirty-ninester> lol
[19:35] <Thirty-ninester> all this text will make a great message body hiden deep down in an NT post
[19:35] <Kalrac> You'd probably give off some long winded explanation and I'd be even more lost than when I started.
[19:35] <Redbeard> I learn from the master.
[19:35] <Kalrac> Yes, yes it would.  Are you kjeeping a transcript?
[19:35] <Redbeard> Yes, of the whole thing?
[19:36] <Thirty-ninester> yup. it's being logged
[19:36] <Kalrac> Because from this end, all I'm getting is >, then <Redbeard>.
[19:36] <Redbeard> Doesn't say who's talking half the time.
[19:36] -> [Redbeard] VERSION
[19:36] -> [Kalrac] VERSION
[19:37] <Thirty-ninester> same computer?
[19:37] <Kalrac> No, I'm here.
[19:37] <Redbeard> And I'm here.
[19:37] <Thirty-ninester> well your IP's certainly match
[19:37] <Kalrac> Nowhere near each other.
[19:37] <Redbeard> That's right.
[19:38] <Redbeard> And what does an IP have to do with it?
[19:38] <Thirty-ninester> so unless it's magically routing to 2 poepel hundreds of miles apart with the same IP, I think you're sharing the same connect;P
[19:38] <Kalrac> Hundreds of miles?
[19:38] <Redbeard> Nah, not that far.
[19:38] <Kalrac> Only fifty.
[19:38] <Redbeard> Thirty, if you go straight.
[19:38] <Kalrac> But you can't.
[19:39] <Redbeard> Unless you fly.
[19:39] <Thirty-ninester> it got as high as 81蚌 here today in the shade
[19:39] <Kalrac> And you can't.
[19:39] <Redbeard> I did in that dream the other day.
[19:39] <Thirty-ninester> at least 111蚌 in direct sun, but we use 蚓 here
[19:40] <Kalrac> Yes, but then you never convinced yourself that you had actually woken up after that one, and you kept trying to fly throughout the day.
[19:40] <Kalrac> It doesn't work like that.
[19:40] <Kalrac> And then, poor whats-her-name, when you explained that to her...  When you weren't sure if you were awake...
[19:40] <Kalrac> I doubt she'll come back.
[19:41] <Redbeard> She will.  She never did like me, but that never stopped her.
[19:41] <Thirty-ninester> who is she?
[19:41] <Kalrac> I can use 慢 here, too.  The wonders of CAnadian TV and radio.
[19:41] <Redbeard> She is she.
[19:41] <Kalrac> And he'll claim that he doesn't look at her.
[19:41] <Redbeard> Didn't we already go over this?
[19:42] <Kalrac> Sorry.
[19:42] <Redbeard> Five-sixteenths.
[19:42] <Thirty-ninester> or 5H/10H
[19:43] <Redbeard> But only witches count in hex.
[19:43] <Kalrac> Are you a witch?
[19:43] <Redbeard> Or a warlock?
[19:43] <Kalrac> Have to be a warlock.
[19:43] <Redbeard> But do warlocks count in hex.
[19:43] <Kalrac> I don't know.  Have to ask one.
[19:43] <Thirty-ninester> oh 101B/10000B
[19:44] <Redbeard> But with binary numbers comes my diagonalization proof that the integers are uncountable.
[19:44] <Kalrac> You still believe that nonsense?
[19:45] <Redbeard> As a matter of fact, yes, I do.  I still don't understand why it doesn't work.
[19:45] <Kalrac> Because it quite simply doesn't.
[19:45] <Redbeard> You weren't there.  You didn't seen Osborne and his hand waving.  After I left, I realized that he had answered a completely different question.
[19:46] <Redbeard> Yes, the string of all ones wasn't there, but that's not what I was trying to show.
[19:46] <Kalrac> You just won't rest until you destroy the foundations of mathematics, will you?
[19:46] <Redbeard> Damn straight.
[19:48] <Redbeard> I shall count the irrationals!
[19:48] <Thirty-ninester> 0
[19:48] <Thirty-ninester> forget it
[19:48] <Thirty-ninester> there are infinatly loads of them
[19:48] <Kalrac> Forgotten.
[19:49] <Redbeard> With my memory, that's not a hard thing to do.
[19:50] <Thirty-ninester> Gigabytes? Terabytes?
[19:50] <Thirty-ninester> Exabytes?
[19:51] <Redbeard> Attobyte
[19:52] <Thirty-ninester> I thougth that was 10e-18
[19:52] <Redbeard> Yes.  And?
[19:53] <Thirty-ninester> that's less than 1
[19:54] <Kalrac> Very good, he should be a math tutor too.
[19:54] <Redbeard> We're hiring, you know.
[19:55] <Thirty-ninester> I'm on the wrong side of the world though
[19:55] <Thirty-ninester> IE, it' sonly 8pm here
[19:55] <Redbeard> http://--------/employment.htm
[19:55] <Redbeard> Ah, being on the other side of the world's never stopped anybody before.
[19:56] <Redbeard> Although, usually they come here...
[19:57] <Thirty-ninester> atlantic poses a bit of a problem
[19:58] <Redbeard> Hardly.  One of them is from Albania, and a number of the students here are from Asia.  And the pacific is bigger.
[19:58] <Thirty-ninester> but the pacific is on the other side
[19:58] <Redbeard> But it is bigger.
[19:58] <Thirty-ninester> but is not a problem
[19:59] * Thirty-ninester is goign to Watch Eurovision song contest on his PC now
[20:01] <Kalrac> It would be if your boat sank.
[20:02] <Thirty-ninester> not if I came buy air
[20:03] <Kalrac> Then it would really be a problem if your boat sank.
[20:04] *** Disconnected
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Session Start: Sat May 12 20:10:12 2001
[20:10] *** Now talking in #vgstaff
[20:10] *** Topic is 'This channel should be +si!'
[20:10] *** Set by Jade on Thu May 10 09:46:40
[20:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Thirty-ninester
[20:10] <Kalrac> Hmmm... Now that's a good question.  Does the ACTL have a head?
[20:10] <Redbeard> Maybe, but can a PPC jump?
[20:10] <Thirty-ninester> hi PL
[20:10] <Kalrac> It can fall out of a tree.
[20:10] <Thirty-ninester> maybe you'll get more sense out of these 2
[20:10] <Redbeard> Hmmm.
[20:11] <Thirty-ninester> or these 1
[20:11] <Powerlord> Hi 39ster.  The question is, which one is real, and which one is the bot?
[20:11] <Thirty-ninester> or could both be 2 different IRC clients?
[20:11] <Kalrac> I suppose a PPC falling out of a tree would be painful.
[20:11] <Powerlord> Probably
[20:11] <Redbeard> Very painful.  But that's only if the ACTL can feel pain.
[20:12] <Kalrac> I suppose there's only one way to find out.
[20:12] *** Mj (gargos@c985696-a.eugene1.or.home.com) has joined #vgstaff
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[20:12] <Powerlord> My cable is being funny today
[20:12] <Redbeard> EXPERIMENT!
[20:12] <Mj> isn't Redbeard Kalrac
[20:12] <Kalrac> You get the PPC, I'll get the ACTL.
[20:12] <Powerlord> Mj:  Of course
[20:12] <Redbeard> Right.
[20:12] <Mj> have you all seen the Rogue Squadron 2 gamecube screenshots
[20:12] <Redbeard> But, uh, how will we make them fight each other?
[20:13] <Kalrac> Yeah, I suppose they might not.  They probably aren't natural enemies.
[20:13] <Thirty-ninester> so what did I miss since I rebooted?
[20:13] <Powerlord> Whee.  Kalrac and Redbeard use old versions of mirc... 4.1
[20:13] <Powerlord> Current is 5.9
[20:13] <Powerlord> :P
[20:13] <Redbeard> Well, we tell the one that the other one was calling it names.
[20:13] <Powerlord> Of course, these just seem to be chatterbots
[20:13] <Kalrac> That won't work, the ACTL will have a log and it will know that the PPC didn't.
[20:14] <Redbeard> Yeah, but as long as the PPC starts it, the ACTL will have to fight back.  Defend itself, you know.
[20:14] <Kalrac> That wouldn't be fair.
[20:14] <Powerlord> Yes it would be.
[20:14] <Redbeard> No, I guess it wouldn't.
[20:14] <Powerlord> :)
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[20:15] <Kalrac> Did I just get called a chatter bot?
[20:15] <Rob64> Say, does this mean I can argue with Lucia?
[20:15] <Redbeard> You sure did.  Jump on his head!
[20:15] <Kalrac> He might have spiky hair.
Session Close: Sat May 12 20:15:58 2001


Session Start: Sat May 12 20:16:02 2001
* Logging #vgstaff to 'logs\#vgstaff.log'
[20:16] <Powerlord> Yup, yup, yup
[20:16] <Kalrac> I don't have a tail!
[20:16] * Thirty-ninester is in an iparty session
[20:16] <Redbeard> Sheesh.  Grow one.  I mean, come on.  Use your head.
[20:16] <Kalrac> Grow a tail, or use my head.  Make up your mind.
[20:16] <Redbeard> Maybe he's a PPC!
[20:17] <Kalrac> He very well could be.
[20:17] <Redbeard> But we still have the problem of getting the ACTL to fight him.
[20:17] <Thirty-ninester> if that's really you Kalrac, send an ICQ
[20:17] <Kalrac> Yes, yes we do.
[20:18] <Redbeard> That just screws everything up, doesn't it.
[20:18] <Thirty-ninester> that's enough evidence that there is a human behind one of them
[20:18] <Kalrac> There's people staring at us now.  Maybe we should shut up.
[20:18] <Redbeard> Ye.  Maybe.
[20:18] <Powerlord> Hehe
[20:19] * Kalrac listens to the crickets.
[20:19] <Powerlord> I'm a cricket now?
[20:19] <Kalrac> No.  I'm still convinced that you're a PPC.
[20:19] <Rob64> Nah, he really is a cricket.
[20:19] <Powerlord> Rob64:  Hush, you.
[20:20] <Redbeard> Does he have a violin?  Crickets always have violins.
[20:20] <Rob64> ...Yes, he does.
[20:20] <Powerlord> No, I don't have a violin.
[20:20] <Redbeard> One of those invisible violins, then, eh?
[20:20] * Powerlord points the Wand of Lightning Bolts at Rob64.
[20:20] * Powerlord zaps Rob64 with a lightning bolt!
[20:21] <Thirty-ninester> PPC?
[20:21] <Thirty-ninester> what IS a PPC?
[20:21] <Powerlord> The chip used in newer macs... Power PC. ;D
[20:21] <Kalrac> Procupine-Panda Chimera.  Haven't you been paying attention?
[20:22] <Redbeard> Yeah, lemurs got nothing on them.
[20:22] <Rob64> I never pay attention
[20:22] <Redbeard> That's what channel transcripts are for.
[20:22] <Kalrac> If there is one.
[20:22] <Powerlord> Transcripts are no fun.
[20:23] <Redbeard> Ah, but they are if they can be used as evidence in a competency hearing.
[20:23] <Kalrac> And this one can!
[20:23] <Rob64> Then why am I logging channels, again?
[20:23] <Powerlord> Competency hearing of whom?
[20:23] <Rob64> Why, you Powerlord
[20:23] <Redbeard> No comment...
[20:24] <Kalrac> Yeah, what he said.
[20:24] <Powerlord> seen Pongball
[20:24] <Rob64> Pongball (Pong64@24.78.100.173) was last seen quitting from #vgma 9 hours, 42 minutes ago stating (U).
[20:25] <Rob64> I hope you aren't planning on flirting with her again.  Jade didn't like that last time.
[20:26] * Thirty-ninester has all of it logged before the reboot
[20:26] <Thirty-ninester> look at http://---------
[20:26] <Redbeard> Which means you missed the discussion leading up to the fight between the auto channel transcript logger and the PPC.
[20:27] <Kalrac> That was the best part, too.
[20:27] <Redbeard> I always was a fan of that site.
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[20:31] <Powerlord> Damn this connection is totally sucking.
[20:31] <Thirty-ninester> were you always good at making cryptic sentances too?
[20:32] <Powerlord> 39ster: I can't tell if you're talking to me or someone else.
[20:32] <Kalrac> "Damn this connection is totally sucking" is cryptic?
[20:33] <Redbeard> Never know what kind of hidden meaning lurks beneath.
[20:34] <Powerlord> It means that South Park will bring the average IQ of Americans down by 10 points.
[20:34] <Thirty-ninester> no, I was refering to [20:27] <Redbeard> I always was a fan of that site.
[20:34] <Kalrac> I think there's something hidden in the wall outlet that he uses for the vacuum cleaner.
[20:34] <Kalrac> CONNECTION and SUCKING.  You see?
[20:34] <Redbeard> Exactly...  Must be a body.  Have to always hide a body.
[20:35] <Kalrac> In a wall outlet?
[20:35] <Redbeard> Small body or big outlet.
[20:35] <Kalrac> I see.
[20:35] <Redbeard> Maybe it's a blue canary.
[20:35] <Kalrac> Just shut up.
[20:35] <Redbeard> It watches over me, you know.
[20:35] <Kalrac> Just shut up.
[20:35] <Redbeard> Sorry.
[20:36] <Kalrac> Six-sixteenths!
[20:36] <Powerlord> Three-eighths?
[20:37] <Powerlord> Hrm.  I wonder if I can raise the Linux machines MTU
[20:37] <Redbeard> Well, yes, but there's not much point in reduction right now.
[20:37] <Redbeard> I mean, it missed them the other times, ain't gonna start doing it now.
[20:45] <Kalrac> You see what happened?
[20:45] <Redbeard> What's that?
[20:46] <Kalrac> Other people came in, accused us of being chatterbots, which quieted us down.
[20:46] <Redbeard> Yes...
[20:46] <Powerlord> >:P
[20:46] <Kalrac> But then, they don't say anything themselves.
[20:46] <Redbeard> That's true.
[20:46] <Kalrac> They killed this channel.
[20:46] <Redbeard> That's true.
[20:46] <Kalrac> We were having a nice conversation in here by ourselves, then they come along and ruin it.
[20:47] <Redbeard> I don't see you talking.
[20:47] <Redbeard> I mean, what are you afraid of?  You worried that they're listening now?
[20:47] <Kalrac> No.
[20:47] <Redbeard> You worried that they'll think you're strange, talking to yourself?
[20:47] <Kalrac> Certainly not.
[20:47] <Redbeard> Then why aren't you saying anything?
[20:47] <Kalrac> I have nothing to say.
[20:48] <Redbeard> You have nothing to say, do you?
[20:48] <Kalrac> That's right.
[20:48] <Redbeard> Then why are you complaining that no one's saying anything?
[20:48] <Kalrac> Um, well...
[20:48] <Redbeard> You see, you can't complain about them without recognizing what's wrong with you first.
[20:49] <Kalrac> And just what is wrong with me?
[20:49] <Redbeard> You walk funny.
[20:49] <Kalrac> What does that have to do with anything here?
[20:49] <Redbeard> You talk funny, too.
[20:49] <Kalrac> I have a high pallete, makes it difficult-  Hey, we're typing here.  That has nothing to do with the current situation.
[20:50] <Redbeard> So you admit it's irrelevant, then?
[20:50] <Kalrac> I do.
[20:50] <Redbeard> I rest my case.
[20:50] <Kalrac> What in the-
[20:50] <Redbeard> Three.
[20:50] <Kalrac> Ah, of course.
[20:51] <Redbeard> Now they're staring at us again.  You going to be quiet again?
[20:51] <Kalrac> No.
[20:51] <Redbeard> "No."  Well, that's very talkative there.
[20:51] <Kalrac> I just...
[20:51] <Redbeard> Yeah, you just.  That's all you ever do.
[20:52] <Kalrac> Like you do more.
[20:52] <Redbeard> I never said I did.  I was simply belittling you as much as I could.  Far more fun that way.
[20:53] <Kalrac> Right.  You want belittlement?  All right, then.
[20:53] <Kalrac> You got it.
[20:53] <Redbeard> I'm waiting...
[20:53] <Redbeard> And waiting...
[20:53] <Kalrac> Hold on a sec here.  Belittlement takes time.
[20:53] <Redbeard> That's not the only thing.
[20:53] <Kalrac> I should take that as a compliment.
[20:54] <Redbeard> That's not what I meant.
[20:54] <Kalrac> But that's how I'll understand it.
[20:54] <Redbeard> And waiting...
[20:55] <Kalrac> You do that a lot, don't you?  It'll never happen.
[20:55] <Redbeard> That's not the first time you've said that line, is it?
[20:56] <Kalrac> And it won't be the last.
[20:56] <Redbeard> How do you know?
[20:56] <Kalrac> Because I'll say it again right now.
[20:56] <Redbeard> Not if I interrupt you first.
[20:57] <Kalrac> That's not the first time YOU'VE said THAT.
[20:57] <Redbeard> No, but last time it was more fun.  I was locked in a closet and-
[20:57] <Kalrac> We really don't need to hear about that.
[20:58] <Redbeard> Maybe you do.  MAybe that will change everything.
[20:58] <Kalrac> Maybe I don't want to change everything.
[20:59] <Redbeard> Everyone around you wishes you would, once in a while, you know...
[21:06] <Kalrac> Don't you have anything better to do?
[21:06] <Redbeard> Don't you?
[21:06] <Kalrac> Homework.
[21:07] <Redbeard> Bah! Homework is for people that want to do it.
[21:08] <Mj> what's up with this Redbeard crap
[21:08] <Redbeard> Oh, now they're talking again.
[21:08] <Kalrac> But this is Windows Programming homework.  What's more fun than yelling and cursing and growling at the Gates, only to discover that its your misplaced pointer causing the problem. 
[21:08] <Mj> why are you talking to your self
[21:09] <Powerlord> Mj: She's bored
[21:09] <Kalrac> The question is not why I am talking to myself, but why are you listening to myself?
[21:10] <Redbeard> That one gets them every time.
[21:12] <Kalrac> Come to think of it, I can't even answer that one.  Why am I listening to myself.
[21:13] <Redbeard> The other voices are babbling on about their usual "Kill everyone" nonsense, and I'm the only interesting one around.
[21:13] <Kalrac> Ah, yes, that's right.
[21:14] <Kalrac> If you can be called interesting.
[21:14] <Redbeard> I can certainly be called interesting.  Whether or not I actually am...  Well, that's a different matter.
[21:15] <Redbeard> I mean, you can call me Al, but that doesn't make me Al, now does it?
[21:16] <Kalrac> You could be Al.  There's a lot of things I don't know about you.
[21:16] <Redbeard> And I think it should be kept that way.
[21:17] <Kalrac> Yeah, because if I starting finding out things about you, then you start finding out things about me...
[21:17] <Kalrac> Then, pretty soon, everyone knows about my Erasure album collection, and people jsut don't need to hear about that.
[21:19] <Redbeard> Yeah, that might give them scary thoughts...  Like you dancing to Moon and the Sky.
[21:19] <Kalrac> Hell, that thought even creeps me out.
[21:19] <Kalrac> I'll never do that again.
[21:19] <Redbeard> Good thing I got video of it.
[21:19] <Kalrac> You didn't.
[21:20] <Redbeard> I did.
[21:20] <Kalrac> You didn't.
[21:20] <Redbeard> http://-------/MadeInJapan.rm
[21:20] <Redbeard> There.
[21:20] <Kalrac> No, how could you be so-
[21:21] <Kalrac> Why is it called "Made in Japan", then?
[21:21] <Redbeard> Wait!  That's the wrong video.
[21:21] <Redbeard> Damn, and I was going to use that for blackmail.
[21:21] <Kalrac> Too late for that.
[21:22] <Redbeard> I guess I don't have that video after all.  I know it's around here somewhere...  But I'm too lazy to find it.
[21:22] <Kalrac> You're too lazy to do a lot of things.
[21:22] <Kalrac> <Redbeard> I did.> You didn't.<Redbeard> http://-------/MadeInJapan.rm<Redbeard> There.> No, how could you be so-> Why is it called "Made in Japan",   then?<Redbeard> Wait!  That's the wrong    video.<Redbeard> Damn, and I was going to    use that for blackmail.> Too late for that.<Redbeard> I guess I don't have that    video after
[21:22] <Kalrac> Um.  No, that's not what I wanted to do.
[21:23] <Redbeard> Idiot.  You're always screwing something up.
[21:23] <Kalrac> Yeah, but you're even too lazy to screw anything up.
[21:24] <Redbeard> That's a bad thing?
[21:25] <Kalrac> It can be.  Some of the greatest discovery in the world were screwups.
[21:26] <Redbeard> Oh yeah?  Name one.
[21:27] <Kalrac> Um.  Well.  Okay.  Lava is hot. That was discovered by someone who plunged their hand in lava.
[21:27] <Redbeard> I guess I'll have to give you that one.
[21:28] <Kalrac> And throwing a toaster in a bathtub is not a good idea.
[21:28] <Redbeard> I didn't think you liked to talk about that.
[21:29] <Kalrac> I have to.  It helps the healing.  The emotional healing, at least.  The physical scars will never go away.
[21:31] <Thirty-ninester> Kalrac and Redbeard's single self must have ALOT of spare time
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[21:32] <Powerlord> I wish I could say that, I have to leave for work in a few moments.
[21:33] * Thirty-ninester wonders if Redbears will go too
[21:33] *** Redbeard (someone@ip-64-38-156-183.dialup.seanet.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
[21:33] * Powerlord looks at the Red Bears