[18:02] *** Redbeard (someone@ip-64-38-156-183.dialup.seanet.com) has joined #VGStaff [18:03] <Redbeard> Hmmm... Can I say that I don't like IRC now that I'm here? [18:06] *** Kalrac (someone@ip-64-38-156-183.dialup.seanet.com) has joined #VGStaff [18:06] <Kalrac> Right. We're supposed to get to know each other a little better in here, so, here goes. [18:06] <Kalrac> RB, do you like panda bears? [18:07] <Redbeard> I sure do. I like eating bamboo, too. [18:07] <Kalrac> How amazing the things we have in common. [18:08] <Redbeard> What about music? Do you like listening to Bedouin wails, too? [18:08] <Kalrac> Don't you believe it! In fact, I feel like calling in the camels right now! [18:08] <Redbeard> They're not for calling in camels, you know. [18:09] <Kalrac> Of course, I didn't say that they were. It's just that my camels are getting dangerously close to the electric fence. It was a side comment. I really oughta call in my camels. [18:09] <Redbeard> Oh, you should do that then. [18:10] <Redbeard> Nothing smells worse than electrocuted camel. [18:10] <Kalrac> You know that from experience? [18:10] <Redbeard> Sure do. [18:10] <Kalrac> I don't think I want to know.... [18:10] <Redbeard> I wouldn't want to tell you. [18:10] <Kalrac> I think I'm better off for it. There are some things that just shouldn't be told. [18:11] <Redbeard> Right, like the story about the time I got caught in the subway doors? [18:11] <Kalrac> Exactly. [18:11] <Redbeard> Dragged me thirty feet. I still can't- [18:11] <Kalrac> I said "Exactly", as in, don't tell that story. [18:11] <Redbeard> Oh, right. Sorry. [18:12] <Kalrac> You should be. [18:12] <Redbeard> I am. [18:12] <Kalrac> For someone who's only one-sixteenth Canadian, you sure apologize like you're two-sixteenths. [18:13] <Redbeard> You mean one-eighth? [18:13] <Kalrac> Bastard. [18:13] <Redbeard> Sorry. [18:13] <Kalrac> There you go again! [18:13] <Redbeard> I can't help it. It just comes out. [18:14] <Kalrac> Make it not come out. Ever thought about using some plumber's putty to close your mouth? Things like that can't get out then. [18:14] <Redbeard> That's right, but we're typing. It wouldn't make any difference. [18:14] <Kalrac> I guess that's true. [18:14] <Kalrac> Tie your hands behind your back, then? [18:15] <Redbeard> That would be rather difficult to do. I'm not that flexible, you know. [18:15] <Kalrac> No, I meant get someone else to do it. [18:15] <Redbeard> If I had someone that would be willing to tie my hands behind my back... I wouldn't be sitting in a chat room right now. [18:15] <Kalrac> I guess that is true. [18:15] <Redbeard> Ain't it, though? [18:15] <Kalrac> Sure is. [18:16] <Redbeard> You don't need to agree with yourself like that. I know that you think it is. [18:16] <Kalrac> Sorry. [18:16] <Redbeard> See, it's contagious! [18:16] <Kalrac> Yack, it sure it. [18:16] <Redbeard> Ain't it, though? [18:17] <Kalrac> I'm not going to fall into that trap. [18:17] <Redbeard> That won't be the only thing you shouldn't fall in to. [18:17] <Kalrac> Oh, here you go, bringing up THAT again. [18:17] <Redbeard> You brought it up, I'm just exploiting your pain. [18:18] <Kalrac> Bastard. [18:18] <Redbeard> Ain't I, though? [18:18] <Kalrac> Look, just because I had a moment of weakness and let myself have some emotion once in a while, that's no reason for ridicule. [18:19] <Redbeard> Yes it is. Especially in that case. [18:19] <Kalrac> You've never- [18:19] <Redbeard> -been so stupid as to do that? No, I haven't. Calculus and whipped cream are not a good idea. I could have told you that. [18:19] <Kalrac> But I thought- [18:20] <Redbeard> That's the problem. You didn't think. You did. Think before you do. [18:20] <Kalrac> Think before I do? Do what? [18:20] <Redbeard> Anything. [18:20] <Kalrac> I see. I suppose that's what you do? [18:20] <Redbeard> You got that right. [18:21] <Kalrac> Then explain that one time- [18:21] <Redbeard> I have no need to explain anything to you. [18:21] <Kalrac> Oh, now you're playing defence. Don't like it, eh? [18:21] <Redbeard> I'm just saying I have no need to explain anything to you, that's all. [18:22] <Kalrac> I see. [18:22] <Redbeard> Good. Now, can we get back to talking about panda bears? [18:22] <Kalrac> Who was talking about panda bears? [18:22] <Redbeard> We were. [18:22] <Kalrac> When? [18:22] <Redbeard> Back at the start. [18:22] <Kalrac> We were not. [18:23] <Redbeard> We very much were! Scroll up! [18:23] <Kalrac> "We very much were!"? Where did you learn to talk? [18:23] <Redbeard> Hey, that's legal. I don't complain about the way you talk. [18:23] <Kalrac> Well, maybe you should. [18:24] <Redbeard> Why would I want to do that? [18:24] <Kalrac> Because you can. [18:24] <Redbeard> I can also jump off the fourth floor atrium balcony in the ES building. I haven't done that. [18:25] <Kalrac> Not yet. Give it another few days... [18:25] <Redbeard> Why would I want to do that? [18:25] <Kalrac> Because you can. [18:25] <Redbeard> What in the hell are you talking about? [18:25] <Kalrac> You know, I get that question a lot. [18:26] <Redbeard> Then how come you don't have an answer? [18:26] <Kalrac> Three. [18:26] <Redbeard> Three? [18:26] <Kalrac> Three. [18:26] <Redbeard> What is "Three"? [18:26] <Kalrac> The answer. [18:26] <Redbeard> The answer? [18:26] <Kalrac> To what the hell I'm talking about. [18:26] <Redbeard> "What the hell are you talking about?" "Three." [18:27] <Redbeard> But that doesn't make any sense. [18:27] <Kalrac> Ah, you never said it did. You just wanted an answer. "Three" is an answer. [18:27] <Redbeard> Not a good one. [18:27] <Kalrac> You wanted an answer. You didn't say you wanted a good answer. [18:28] <Redbeard> You should know the value of giving a good answer. [18:28] <Kalrac> As should you. [18:28] <Redbeard> I get paid for my answers. [18:29] <Kalrac> No, you get paid to sit around wearing a nametag and pretending that you know something about trigonometry. Nothing in your paycheck or job description says you have to give good answers. [18:29] <Redbeard> But my nametag does. At least, one of them did. [18:29] <Kalrac> Yes, and weren't good answers something like $20 a piece? [18:30] <Redbeard> Well... Yes, but if somebody gave me $20, I'd give them a good answer. [18:30] <Redbeard> If somebody gave you $20, you'd take the money, then respons with some double talking nonsense. [18:31] <Kalrac> Which would make them ask another question, and pay another twenty bucks. [18:31] <Redbeard> That's deceptive. [18:32] <Kalrac> Oh, like pretending that you actually know what you're talking about, pretending that you're a math whiz and all that, that isn't? [18:32] <Kalrac> I've seen some of your math test scores... [18:33] <Redbeard> I don't tutor Limits and Infinite Series, do I? [18:33] <Kalrac> Damn good thing, too. [18:34] <Redbeard> Can we get back to the panda bears, now? [18:34] <Kalrac> No. [18:34] <Redbeard> Or at least talk about something different for a while? [18:34] <Kalrac> Like what? [18:35] <Redbeard> Like the fact that we're sitting in an empty chatroom, talking to ourselves? [18:35] <Kalrac> It's not empty. 39ster's here. He's bound to get a kick out of this when he reads the transcript. [18:35] <Redbeard> Very true. [18:36] <Kalrac> Besides, it's not like I wanted to be here. [18:36] <Redbeard> Not like you... You dragged me in here! [18:36] <Kalrac> Sucker. [18:37] <Redbeard> Alright, that's it. Do you want me to tell everyone about your thing with the colour Red? [18:37] <Kalrac> No, no, that's quite all right. [18:37] <Redbeard> You see, everybody, about six years ago, there was this redhead- [18:37] <Kalrac> I said enough! [18:38] <Redbeard> Ooh, testy there, aren't we? [18:38] <Kalrac> If you bring that up again, I swear, I'll peel your toenails off. [18:39] <Redbeard> I thought you weren't supposed to have an angry personality... At least, that's what you just said. [18:39] <Kalrac> You're right. I just got carried away... I'm sorry. [18:39] <Redbeard> Three sixteenths. [18:39] <Kalrac> What? [18:39] <Redbeard> You apologize more than I do. [18:44] <Kalrac> So, panda bears, you say? [18:44] <Redbeard> That's right. Panda bears. [18:45] <Kalrac> Those black and white bears. [18:45] <Redbeard> Wonderful creatures, don't you agree? [18:46] <Kalrac> They got nothing on lemurs. [18:46] <Redbeard> Lemurs? They got everything on lemurs. [18:47] <Kalrac> They do not. [18:48] <Redbeard> A lemur would get a straight up case of beatdown if it tried to fight a panda bear. [18:48] <Kalrac> That's where you're wrong. The lemur would be able to jump on the Panda's head. And we all know that jumping on something's head is instantly fatal. [18:49] <Redbeard> Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. Especially if it did a spin jump. [18:49] <Kalrac> Or a tail whack. [18:49] <Redbeard> So pandas don't got nothing on lemurs. [18:51] <Redbeard> But what if the panda had a mohawk-er, sorry- "Mohican style" hairdo. You know, all spiky. [18:51] <Kalrac> Well, that's where the tail whack comes in. [18:51] <Redbeard> No, I meant all over. [18:51] <Kalrac> Spiky hair all over? [18:51] <Redbeard> Yeah. [18:52] <Kalrac> Oh, in that case... That wouldn't be a panda bear anymore. It'd be sort sort of strange panda-porcupine chimera. [18:52] <Kalrac> Then none of the rules apply. [18:52] <Redbeard> So, you admit a panda-porcupine chimera would be able to defeat a lemur? [18:53] <Kalrac> No, I just said a lemur would not be able to defeat a PPC. [18:53] <Kalrac> Not in any ordinary way, at least. [18:53] <Redbeard> Oh, I understand now. [18:54] <Kalrac> You should. I think it's quite clear. [18:54] <Redbeard> Yeah, but my vision is bad. Things that should be clear rarely are. [18:55] <Kalrac> So that explains it. [18:55] <Redbeard> Explains what? [18:55] <Kalrac> Oh, I think you know. [18:55] <Redbeard> And I think I don't. [18:56] <Kalrac> You do if you'd think about the same thing I'm thinking about. [18:56] <Redbeard> Let me guess... Three? [18:56] <Kalrac> No, no, not quite. [18:57] <Redbeard> Four, then? [18:57] <Kalrac> No, this time I'm talking about something else. SomeONE else. [18:57] <Redbeard> I don't know anyone named Three. [18:58] <Kalrac> What in the hell are YOU talking about? I'm talking about the one. You know, the one you're always looking at? [18:58] <Redbeard> One? Where does One come into it? [18:58] <Kalrac> Okay, I sense that you've lost me here. Let's try this again. [18:59] <Kalrac> So that explains it. [18:59] <Redbeard> That explains what? [18:59] <Kalrac> Oh, I think you know. [18:59] <Redbeard> If I did, I wouldn't have to ask what it explains. [19:00] <Kalrac> That's not what you're supposed to say here. [19:00] <Redbeard> Say where? [19:00] <Kalrac> Here. Your line was supposed to be "I think I don't." Then I'd go and lead you off, and get you to admit- [19:01] <Redbeard> I have lines now? [19:01] <Kalrac> Well, yes. I said we were starting over. [19:01] <Redbeard> Starting over? I see now. [19:01] <Kalrac> So that explains it. [19:02] <Redbeard> I sure do. I like eating bamboo, too. [19:02] <Kalrac> ... [19:02] <Kalrac> What? [19:02] <Redbeard> You said we were staring over. [19:02] <Kalrac> Not that far over. [19:03] <Redbeard> Oh. I do wish you'd be more specific about these sorts of things. [19:03] <Kalrac> I do wish you'd try to follow along more. [19:03] <Redbeard> Sorry. [19:03] <Kalrac> Four-sixteenths. [19:03] <Redbeard> One quarter, you mean? [19:03] <Kalrac> Anyway. Here we go again. [19:04] <Kalrac> So that expla- [19:05] <Redbeard> I was not! She has a lot of questions. I look at her often because she might have a question to ask. Believe me, if I were going to be leering at the students, there are many others worth leering at. [19:05] <Kalrac> Um... Okay... You got a little ahead of things, there... [19:06] <Redbeard> I thought that's what you wanted to get me to say, though. [19:06] <Kalrac> Yes, but there was supposed to be a lead up, and... Never mind. [19:06] <Redbeard> Oh well, whatever. [19:07] <Kalrac> Has it struck you that we're just about one dead tree short of a play here? [19:08] <Redbeard> Hey, I resent that accusation! I may not be the epitome of intellectual conversation, but that's no reason for you to say that. [19:10] <Kalrac> No, I meant that we're one dead tree away from having ourselves a play. You know, Samuel Beckett. [19:10] <Redbeard> Man, I haven't seen Quantum Leap in years! [19:11] <Redbeard> "Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett step into the Quantum Leap accellerator and vanished. He awoke to find-" [19:11] <Kalrac> No, not Quantum Leap. The other one. [19:11] <Redbeard> Damn, just when things started getting interesting. [19:12] <Kalrac> The playwright. [19:12] <Redbeard> I thought you hated all that literature nonsence. [19:12] <Redbeard> Sense. Whatever. [19:13] <Kalrac> Getting your Cs mixed up, eh? Told you you shouldn't try to fake spelling like that. [19:13] <Kalrac> But you're right. I do hate it. I don't know why I brought it up. [19:14] <Redbeard> Yeah, I went through a whole week where I was spelling word like "Our" and "hour" as just "Or" and "Hor". That was bad. [19:16] <Kalrac> And you've been known to switch the RE and ERs around. Not to mention the times. Remember that one time where you went with little endian time on your clock. [19:18] <Redbeard> Isn't it already little endian? [19:18] <Kalrac> Big endian. Whatever. I can never tell them apart. [19:18] <Redbeard> Neither can I. [19:19] <Kalrac> That's your problem. [19:19] <Redbeard> That's not the only one. [19:19] <Kalrac> Tell me about it. [19:19] <Redbeard> I'd really rather not. [19:19] <Kalrac> Come to think of it, neither would I. [19:21] <Redbeard> Good for you. [19:21] <Kalrac> Better for you. [19:21] <Redbeard> That's for sure. [19:22] <Kalrac> YOu know what? I think we've more than fulfilled our visiting quota for this channel. They wanted us to come, so here we are. [19:23] <Redbeard> Yep. Now you can go back and tell them all that you hate IRC again. [19:23] <Kalrac> Sure thing. [19:23] <Thirty-ninester> hey dualpersonality [19:23] <Kalrac> Another visitor. [19:23] <Redbeard> Oh, sure, no someone else comes. [19:24] <Kalrac> Just like them, isn't it? [19:25] <Thirty-ninester> so, you enjoy talking to youself? [19:25] <Redbeard> It's only talking to yourself if you're the only one listening. [19:25] <Kalrac> And I was here the whole time, so... [19:25] <Redbeard> You see, so it wasn't talking to ourselves. [19:25] <Kalrac> Right. [19:25] <Thirty-ninester> lol, you make me Laugh [19:26] <Redbeard> Which one? [19:26] <Kalrac> Yeah, it certainly can't be him. He's not funny. [19:26] <Redbeard> Like you are? [19:26] <Kalrac> You think "I eat bamboo too" is funny? [19:26] <Redbeard> Don't you? [19:27] <Kalrac> Well... Okay. [19:27] <Kalrac> In certain contexts, anyway. [19:29] <Redbeard> Why do I get the feeling this transcript will surface again some day, like at a competency hearing? [19:29] <Kalrac> What better place for it? [19:29] <Redbeard> That's true, I guess. [19:29] <Thirty-ninester> I think both of you [19:30] <Thirty-ninester> both of you, who are one [19:31] <Redbeard> See that? He refuses to take sides. [19:31] <Kalrac> Which must mean he likes me better. [19:31] <Redbeard> You can have him. [19:31] <Kalrac> If you put it that way... No, he likes you better. [19:31] <Thirty-ninester> I like you both equally because you are one and the same ;P [19:32] <Redbeard> That ain't the way it works with me. [19:32] <Kalrac> I didn't say it was. [19:32] <Redbeard> That's what you implied. [19:32] <Thirty-ninester> okay, argue over this [19:32] <Thirty-ninester> the true answer for the sqrt of -1 [19:33] <Kalrac> No, no, we're fine now. He just gets that way sometimes. [19:33] <Kalrac> Three. [19:33] <Redbeard> i [19:33] <Thirty-ninester> yeah tebs I agree [19:33] <Kalrac> You... That? [19:33] <Kalrac> I mean, "You... What?" [19:33] <Redbeard> No. "i". You know, "i". [19:33] <Thirty-ninester> er, that was wrong window [19:33] <Kalrac> You what? [19:33] <Redbeard> I nothing. "i". [19:34] <Kalrac> What in the hell are you talking about now? [19:34] <Redbeard> "i". [19:34] <Kalrac> I'd demand that you makes sense, but I'm afraid it wouldn't help. [19:34] <Thirty-ninester> lol [19:35] <Thirty-ninester> all this text will make a great message body hiden deep down in an NT post [19:35] <Kalrac> You'd probably give off some long winded explanation and I'd be even more lost than when I started. [19:35] <Redbeard> I learn from the master. [19:35] <Kalrac> Yes, yes it would. Are you kjeeping a transcript? [19:35] <Redbeard> Yes, of the whole thing? [19:36] <Thirty-ninester> yup. it's being logged [19:36] <Kalrac> Because from this end, all I'm getting is >, then <Redbeard>. [19:36] <Redbeard> Doesn't say who's talking half the time. [19:36] -> [Redbeard] VERSION [19:36] -> [Kalrac] VERSION [19:37] <Thirty-ninester> same computer? [19:37] <Kalrac> No, I'm here. [19:37] <Redbeard> And I'm here. [19:37] <Thirty-ninester> well your IP's certainly match [19:37] <Kalrac> Nowhere near each other. [19:37] <Redbeard> That's right. [19:38] <Redbeard> And what does an IP have to do with it? [19:38] <Thirty-ninester> so unless it's magically routing to 2 poepel hundreds of miles apart with the same IP, I think you're sharing the same connect;P [19:38] <Kalrac> Hundreds of miles? [19:38] <Redbeard> Nah, not that far. [19:38] <Kalrac> Only fifty. [19:38] <Redbeard> Thirty, if you go straight. [19:38] <Kalrac> But you can't. [19:39] <Redbeard> Unless you fly. [19:39] <Thirty-ninester> it got as high as 81蚌 here today in the shade [19:39] <Kalrac> And you can't. [19:39] <Redbeard> I did in that dream the other day. [19:39] <Thirty-ninester> at least 111蚌 in direct sun, but we use 蚓 here [19:40] <Kalrac> Yes, but then you never convinced yourself that you had actually woken up after that one, and you kept trying to fly throughout the day. [19:40] <Kalrac> It doesn't work like that. [19:40] <Kalrac> And then, poor whats-her-name, when you explained that to her... When you weren't sure if you were awake... [19:40] <Kalrac> I doubt she'll come back. [19:41] <Redbeard> She will. She never did like me, but that never stopped her. [19:41] <Thirty-ninester> who is she? [19:41] <Kalrac> I can use 慢 here, too. The wonders of CAnadian TV and radio. [19:41] <Redbeard> She is she. [19:41] <Kalrac> And he'll claim that he doesn't look at her. [19:41] <Redbeard> Didn't we already go over this? [19:42] <Kalrac> Sorry. [19:42] <Redbeard> Five-sixteenths. [19:42] <Thirty-ninester> or 5H/10H [19:43] <Redbeard> But only witches count in hex. [19:43] <Kalrac> Are you a witch? [19:43] <Redbeard> Or a warlock? [19:43] <Kalrac> Have to be a warlock. [19:43] <Redbeard> But do warlocks count in hex. [19:43] <Kalrac> I don't know. Have to ask one. [19:43] <Thirty-ninester> oh 101B/10000B [19:44] <Redbeard> But with binary numbers comes my diagonalization proof that the integers are uncountable. [19:44] <Kalrac> You still believe that nonsense? [19:45] <Redbeard> As a matter of fact, yes, I do. I still don't understand why it doesn't work. [19:45] <Kalrac> Because it quite simply doesn't. [19:45] <Redbeard> You weren't there. You didn't seen Osborne and his hand waving. After I left, I realized that he had answered a completely different question. [19:46] <Redbeard> Yes, the string of all ones wasn't there, but that's not what I was trying to show. [19:46] <Kalrac> You just won't rest until you destroy the foundations of mathematics, will you? [19:46] <Redbeard> Damn straight. [19:48] <Redbeard> I shall count the irrationals! [19:48] <Thirty-ninester> 0 [19:48] <Thirty-ninester> forget it [19:48] <Thirty-ninester> there are infinatly loads of them [19:48] <Kalrac> Forgotten. [19:49] <Redbeard> With my memory, that's not a hard thing to do. [19:50] <Thirty-ninester> Gigabytes? Terabytes? [19:50] <Thirty-ninester> Exabytes? [19:51] <Redbeard> Attobyte [19:52] <Thirty-ninester> I thougth that was 10e-18 [19:52] <Redbeard> Yes. And? [19:53] <Thirty-ninester> that's less than 1 [19:54] <Kalrac> Very good, he should be a math tutor too. [19:54] <Redbeard> We're hiring, you know. [19:55] <Thirty-ninester> I'm on the wrong side of the world though [19:55] <Thirty-ninester> IE, it' sonly 8pm here [19:55] <Redbeard> http://--------/employment.htm [19:55] <Redbeard> Ah, being on the other side of the world's never stopped anybody before. [19:56] <Redbeard> Although, usually they come here... [19:57] <Thirty-ninester> atlantic poses a bit of a problem [19:58] <Redbeard> Hardly. One of them is from Albania, and a number of the students here are from Asia. And the pacific is bigger. [19:58] <Thirty-ninester> but the pacific is on the other side [19:58] <Redbeard> But it is bigger. [19:58] <Thirty-ninester> but is not a problem [19:59] * Thirty-ninester is goign to Watch Eurovision song contest on his PC now [20:01] <Kalrac> It would be if your boat sank. [20:02] <Thirty-ninester> not if I came buy air [20:03] <Kalrac> Then it would really be a problem if your boat sank. [20:04] *** Disconnected Session Close: Sat May 12 20:04:32 2001 [Section Missing] Session Start: Sat May 12 20:10:12 2001 [20:10] *** Now talking in #vgstaff [20:10] *** Topic is 'This channel should be +si!' [20:10] *** Set by Jade on Thu May 10 09:46:40 [20:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Thirty-ninester [20:10] <Kalrac> Hmmm... Now that's a good question. Does the ACTL have a head? [20:10] <Redbeard> Maybe, but can a PPC jump? [20:10] <Thirty-ninester> hi PL [20:10] <Kalrac> It can fall out of a tree. [20:10] <Thirty-ninester> maybe you'll get more sense out of these 2 [20:10] <Redbeard> Hmmm. [20:11] <Thirty-ninester> or these 1 [20:11] <Powerlord> Hi 39ster. The question is, which one is real, and which one is the bot? [20:11] <Thirty-ninester> or could both be 2 different IRC clients? [20:11] <Kalrac> I suppose a PPC falling out of a tree would be painful. [20:11] <Powerlord> Probably [20:11] <Redbeard> Very painful. But that's only if the ACTL can feel pain. [20:12] <Kalrac> I suppose there's only one way to find out. [20:12] *** Mj (gargos@c985696-a.eugene1.or.home.com) has joined #vgstaff [20:12] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mj [20:12] <Powerlord> My cable is being funny today [20:12] <Redbeard> EXPERIMENT! [20:12] <Mj> isn't Redbeard Kalrac [20:12] <Kalrac> You get the PPC, I'll get the ACTL. [20:12] <Powerlord> Mj: Of course [20:12] <Redbeard> Right. [20:12] <Mj> have you all seen the Rogue Squadron 2 gamecube screenshots [20:12] <Redbeard> But, uh, how will we make them fight each other? [20:13] <Kalrac> Yeah, I suppose they might not. They probably aren't natural enemies. [20:13] <Thirty-ninester> so what did I miss since I rebooted? [20:13] <Powerlord> Whee. Kalrac and Redbeard use old versions of mirc... 4.1 [20:13] <Powerlord> Current is 5.9 [20:13] <Powerlord> :P [20:13] <Redbeard> Well, we tell the one that the other one was calling it names. [20:13] <Powerlord> Of course, these just seem to be chatterbots [20:13] <Kalrac> That won't work, the ACTL will have a log and it will know that the PPC didn't. [20:14] <Redbeard> Yeah, but as long as the PPC starts it, the ACTL will have to fight back. Defend itself, you know. [20:14] <Kalrac> That wouldn't be fair. [20:14] <Powerlord> Yes it would be. [20:14] <Redbeard> No, I guess it wouldn't. [20:14] <Powerlord> :) [20:15] *** Rob64 (Rob64@ip142166218226.nbtel.net) has joined #vgstaff [20:15] <Kalrac> Did I just get called a chatter bot? [20:15] <Rob64> Say, does this mean I can argue with Lucia? [20:15] <Redbeard> You sure did. Jump on his head! [20:15] <Kalrac> He might have spiky hair. Session Close: Sat May 12 20:15:58 2001 Session Start: Sat May 12 20:16:02 2001 * Logging #vgstaff to 'logs\#vgstaff.log' [20:16] <Powerlord> Yup, yup, yup [20:16] <Kalrac> I don't have a tail! [20:16] * Thirty-ninester is in an iparty session [20:16] <Redbeard> Sheesh. Grow one. I mean, come on. Use your head. [20:16] <Kalrac> Grow a tail, or use my head. Make up your mind. [20:16] <Redbeard> Maybe he's a PPC! [20:17] <Kalrac> He very well could be. [20:17] <Redbeard> But we still have the problem of getting the ACTL to fight him. [20:17] <Thirty-ninester> if that's really you Kalrac, send an ICQ [20:17] <Kalrac> Yes, yes we do. [20:18] <Redbeard> That just screws everything up, doesn't it. [20:18] <Thirty-ninester> that's enough evidence that there is a human behind one of them [20:18] <Kalrac> There's people staring at us now. Maybe we should shut up. [20:18] <Redbeard> Ye. Maybe. [20:18] <Powerlord> Hehe [20:19] * Kalrac listens to the crickets. [20:19] <Powerlord> I'm a cricket now? [20:19] <Kalrac> No. I'm still convinced that you're a PPC. [20:19] <Rob64> Nah, he really is a cricket. [20:19] <Powerlord> Rob64: Hush, you. [20:20] <Redbeard> Does he have a violin? Crickets always have violins. [20:20] <Rob64> ...Yes, he does. [20:20] <Powerlord> No, I don't have a violin. [20:20] <Redbeard> One of those invisible violins, then, eh? [20:20] * Powerlord points the Wand of Lightning Bolts at Rob64. [20:20] * Powerlord zaps Rob64 with a lightning bolt! [20:21] <Thirty-ninester> PPC? [20:21] <Thirty-ninester> what IS a PPC? [20:21] <Powerlord> The chip used in newer macs... Power PC. ;D [20:21] <Kalrac> Procupine-Panda Chimera. Haven't you been paying attention? [20:22] <Redbeard> Yeah, lemurs got nothing on them. [20:22] <Rob64> I never pay attention [20:22] <Redbeard> That's what channel transcripts are for. [20:22] <Kalrac> If there is one. [20:22] <Powerlord> Transcripts are no fun. [20:23] <Redbeard> Ah, but they are if they can be used as evidence in a competency hearing. [20:23] <Kalrac> And this one can! [20:23] <Rob64> Then why am I logging channels, again? [20:23] <Powerlord> Competency hearing of whom? [20:23] <Rob64> Why, you Powerlord [20:23] <Redbeard> No comment... [20:24] <Kalrac> Yeah, what he said. [20:24] <Powerlord> seen Pongball [20:24] <Rob64> Pongball (Pong64@24.78.100.173) was last seen quitting from #vgma 9 hours, 42 minutes ago stating (U). [20:25] <Rob64> I hope you aren't planning on flirting with her again. Jade didn't like that last time. [20:26] * Thirty-ninester has all of it logged before the reboot [20:26] <Thirty-ninester> look at http://--------- [20:26] <Redbeard> Which means you missed the discussion leading up to the fight between the auto channel transcript logger and the PPC. [20:27] <Kalrac> That was the best part, too. [20:27] <Redbeard> I always was a fan of that site. [20:28] *** Powerlord (powerlord@mdmmi052040.voyager.net) Quit (Ping timeout) [20:30] *** Powerlord (powerlord@mdmmi052040.voyager.net) has joined #VGStaff [20:30] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Powerlord [20:31] <Powerlord> Damn this connection is totally sucking. [20:31] <Thirty-ninester> were you always good at making cryptic sentances too? [20:32] <Powerlord> 39ster: I can't tell if you're talking to me or someone else. [20:32] <Kalrac> "Damn this connection is totally sucking" is cryptic? [20:33] <Redbeard> Never know what kind of hidden meaning lurks beneath. [20:34] <Powerlord> It means that South Park will bring the average IQ of Americans down by 10 points. [20:34] <Thirty-ninester> no, I was refering to [20:27] <Redbeard> I always was a fan of that site. [20:34] <Kalrac> I think there's something hidden in the wall outlet that he uses for the vacuum cleaner. [20:34] <Kalrac> CONNECTION and SUCKING. You see? [20:34] <Redbeard> Exactly... Must be a body. Have to always hide a body. [20:35] <Kalrac> In a wall outlet? [20:35] <Redbeard> Small body or big outlet. [20:35] <Kalrac> I see. [20:35] <Redbeard> Maybe it's a blue canary. [20:35] <Kalrac> Just shut up. [20:35] <Redbeard> It watches over me, you know. [20:35] <Kalrac> Just shut up. [20:35] <Redbeard> Sorry. [20:36] <Kalrac> Six-sixteenths! [20:36] <Powerlord> Three-eighths? [20:37] <Powerlord> Hrm. I wonder if I can raise the Linux machines MTU [20:37] <Redbeard> Well, yes, but there's not much point in reduction right now. [20:37] <Redbeard> I mean, it missed them the other times, ain't gonna start doing it now. [20:45] <Kalrac> You see what happened? [20:45] <Redbeard> What's that? [20:46] <Kalrac> Other people came in, accused us of being chatterbots, which quieted us down. [20:46] <Redbeard> Yes... [20:46] <Powerlord> >:P [20:46] <Kalrac> But then, they don't say anything themselves. [20:46] <Redbeard> That's true. [20:46] <Kalrac> They killed this channel. [20:46] <Redbeard> That's true. [20:46] <Kalrac> We were having a nice conversation in here by ourselves, then they come along and ruin it. [20:47] <Redbeard> I don't see you talking. [20:47] <Redbeard> I mean, what are you afraid of? You worried that they're listening now? [20:47] <Kalrac> No. [20:47] <Redbeard> You worried that they'll think you're strange, talking to yourself? [20:47] <Kalrac> Certainly not. [20:47] <Redbeard> Then why aren't you saying anything? [20:47] <Kalrac> I have nothing to say. [20:48] <Redbeard> You have nothing to say, do you? [20:48] <Kalrac> That's right. [20:48] <Redbeard> Then why are you complaining that no one's saying anything? [20:48] <Kalrac> Um, well... [20:48] <Redbeard> You see, you can't complain about them without recognizing what's wrong with you first. [20:49] <Kalrac> And just what is wrong with me? [20:49] <Redbeard> You walk funny. [20:49] <Kalrac> What does that have to do with anything here? [20:49] <Redbeard> You talk funny, too. [20:49] <Kalrac> I have a high pallete, makes it difficult- Hey, we're typing here. That has nothing to do with the current situation. [20:50] <Redbeard> So you admit it's irrelevant, then? [20:50] <Kalrac> I do. [20:50] <Redbeard> I rest my case. [20:50] <Kalrac> What in the- [20:50] <Redbeard> Three. [20:50] <Kalrac> Ah, of course. [20:51] <Redbeard> Now they're staring at us again. You going to be quiet again? [20:51] <Kalrac> No. [20:51] <Redbeard> "No." Well, that's very talkative there. [20:51] <Kalrac> I just... [20:51] <Redbeard> Yeah, you just. That's all you ever do. [20:52] <Kalrac> Like you do more. [20:52] <Redbeard> I never said I did. I was simply belittling you as much as I could. Far more fun that way. [20:53] <Kalrac> Right. You want belittlement? All right, then. [20:53] <Kalrac> You got it. [20:53] <Redbeard> I'm waiting... [20:53] <Redbeard> And waiting... [20:53] <Kalrac> Hold on a sec here. Belittlement takes time. [20:53] <Redbeard> That's not the only thing. [20:53] <Kalrac> I should take that as a compliment. [20:54] <Redbeard> That's not what I meant. [20:54] <Kalrac> But that's how I'll understand it. [20:54] <Redbeard> And waiting... [20:55] <Kalrac> You do that a lot, don't you? It'll never happen. [20:55] <Redbeard> That's not the first time you've said that line, is it? [20:56] <Kalrac> And it won't be the last. [20:56] <Redbeard> How do you know? [20:56] <Kalrac> Because I'll say it again right now. [20:56] <Redbeard> Not if I interrupt you first. [20:57] <Kalrac> That's not the first time YOU'VE said THAT. [20:57] <Redbeard> No, but last time it was more fun. I was locked in a closet and- [20:57] <Kalrac> We really don't need to hear about that. [20:58] <Redbeard> Maybe you do. MAybe that will change everything. [20:58] <Kalrac> Maybe I don't want to change everything. [20:59] <Redbeard> Everyone around you wishes you would, once in a while, you know... [21:06] <Kalrac> Don't you have anything better to do? [21:06] <Redbeard> Don't you? [21:06] <Kalrac> Homework. [21:07] <Redbeard> Bah! Homework is for people that want to do it. [21:08] <Mj> what's up with this Redbeard crap [21:08] <Redbeard> Oh, now they're talking again. [21:08] <Kalrac> But this is Windows Programming homework. What's more fun than yelling and cursing and growling at the Gates, only to discover that its your misplaced pointer causing the problem. [21:08] <Mj> why are you talking to your self [21:09] <Powerlord> Mj: She's bored [21:09] <Kalrac> The question is not why I am talking to myself, but why are you listening to myself? [21:10] <Redbeard> That one gets them every time. [21:12] <Kalrac> Come to think of it, I can't even answer that one. Why am I listening to myself. [21:13] <Redbeard> The other voices are babbling on about their usual "Kill everyone" nonsense, and I'm the only interesting one around. [21:13] <Kalrac> Ah, yes, that's right. [21:14] <Kalrac> If you can be called interesting. [21:14] <Redbeard> I can certainly be called interesting. Whether or not I actually am... Well, that's a different matter. [21:15] <Redbeard> I mean, you can call me Al, but that doesn't make me Al, now does it? [21:16] <Kalrac> You could be Al. There's a lot of things I don't know about you. [21:16] <Redbeard> And I think it should be kept that way. [21:17] <Kalrac> Yeah, because if I starting finding out things about you, then you start finding out things about me... [21:17] <Kalrac> Then, pretty soon, everyone knows about my Erasure album collection, and people jsut don't need to hear about that. [21:19] <Redbeard> Yeah, that might give them scary thoughts... Like you dancing to Moon and the Sky. [21:19] <Kalrac> Hell, that thought even creeps me out. [21:19] <Kalrac> I'll never do that again. [21:19] <Redbeard> Good thing I got video of it. [21:19] <Kalrac> You didn't. [21:20] <Redbeard> I did. [21:20] <Kalrac> You didn't. [21:20] <Redbeard> http://-------/MadeInJapan.rm [21:20] <Redbeard> There. [21:20] <Kalrac> No, how could you be so- [21:21] <Kalrac> Why is it called "Made in Japan", then? [21:21] <Redbeard> Wait! That's the wrong video. [21:21] <Redbeard> Damn, and I was going to use that for blackmail. [21:21] <Kalrac> Too late for that. [21:22] <Redbeard> I guess I don't have that video after all. I know it's around here somewhere... But I'm too lazy to find it. [21:22] <Kalrac> You're too lazy to do a lot of things. [21:22] <Kalrac> <Redbeard> I did.> You didn't.<Redbeard> http://-------/MadeInJapan.rm<Redbeard> There.> No, how could you be so-> Why is it called "Made in Japan", then?<Redbeard> Wait! That's the wrong video.<Redbeard> Damn, and I was going to use that for blackmail.> Too late for that.<Redbeard> I guess I don't have that video after [21:22] <Kalrac> Um. No, that's not what I wanted to do. [21:23] <Redbeard> Idiot. You're always screwing something up. [21:23] <Kalrac> Yeah, but you're even too lazy to screw anything up. [21:24] <Redbeard> That's a bad thing? [21:25] <Kalrac> It can be. Some of the greatest discovery in the world were screwups. [21:26] <Redbeard> Oh yeah? Name one. [21:27] <Kalrac> Um. Well. Okay. Lava is hot. That was discovered by someone who plunged their hand in lava. [21:27] <Redbeard> I guess I'll have to give you that one. [21:28] <Kalrac> And throwing a toaster in a bathtub is not a good idea. [21:28] <Redbeard> I didn't think you liked to talk about that. [21:29] <Kalrac> I have to. It helps the healing. The emotional healing, at least. The physical scars will never go away. [21:31] <Thirty-ninester> Kalrac and Redbeard's single self must have ALOT of spare time [21:32] *** Kalrac (someone@ip-64-38-156-183.dialup.seanet.com) Quit (Ping timeout) [21:32] <Powerlord> I wish I could say that, I have to leave for work in a few moments. [21:33] * Thirty-ninester wonders if Redbears will go too [21:33] *** Redbeard (someone@ip-64-38-156-183.dialup.seanet.com) Quit (Ping timeout) [21:33] * Powerlord looks at the Red Bears